The absence of enthusiastic dogs is undoubtedly the biggest issue with programs like Dancing With the Stars. If ABC ever calls, a boxer by the name of Zoey Ann is more than happy to answer the phone and even has a very nice audition tape prepared; as of this writing, TikToks of her dancing ecstatically at the door have accumulated nearly nine million views and two million likes.
@zoeyann_the_boxer
The videos of Zoey Ann dancing her little booty off while she waits at the door for her young humans to return from school are by far the most popular of those she has posted on the fittingly named Tiktok account @Zoeyann the Boxer, which covers a variety of scenes in her upbeat existence.
The most current video, with the hashtag #EverybodyDanceNow, features Zoey Ann dancing while the 1990 hit song “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” by C+C Music Factory is playing over the action. As the kids emerge from behind a truck parked in the driveway, what starts as a small shimmy of anticipation reminiscent of a Jock Jams dance party from the 1990s explodes into a full-blown Shakira hip-shaking spectacle. Zoey Ann has no desire to conceal her joy, and I don’t blame her.
@zoeyann_the_boxer Zoey had to get in on the trend! She nailed it! #wobble #boxersoftiktok #dogsofttiktok
But before you believe Zoey Ann is a one-hit-wonder, she also has other songs that are absolute bangers! Take this video of her performing to the 504 Boyz’s “Grab Da Wall & Rock Da Boat,” for instance. Zoey Ann does her endearing boxer booty wiggle at the approaching human via the door, demonstrating her expertise.
Like any great dancer, Zoey Ann is capable of fusing many genres with her booty-shaking motions. See her dancing maniacally to Gloria Estefan’s iconic Latin-inspired ’80s hit song “Conga” in this video, which has amassed nearly 226,000 well-deserved likes and 4900 positive comments.
@zoeyann_the_boxer If you didn’t know you needed a boxer, now you do. 💕 #boxersoftiktok #dogsofttiktok #boxerwiggle
While Zoey Ann is here to remind you that it’s not just the existence of bones that matters, but what you do with them that really counts, TikTok still cares a lot about whether today is a Bones Day or not.